Valentine\u2019s Day doesn\u2019t have to be about romance \u2013 especially for kids. Grab the whole family and tell them some funny Valentine\u2019s Day jokes that kids of all ages will love! These jokes are perfect for kids who love corny jokes that they can tell their friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Q: What do volcanos say to each other on Valentine\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: I lava you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: He gave her a ring<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What did one sheep say to the other?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: I love ewe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What does a ghost call his significant other?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: His ghoul-friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: You mean a great dill to me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: Who has a date on Valentine\u2019s Day every year?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: A calendar<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What kind of candy is never on time?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: Choco-late<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What did one squirrel say to another on Valentine\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: I\u2019m nuts about you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What are artichokes known for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: Their hearts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: What did one scientist say to another?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: We\u2019ve got good chemistry<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Q: Knock Knock<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who\u2019s there?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bea<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bea who?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bea my Valentine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Q: Why didn\u2019t the skeleton want to send out any Valentine\u2019s Day cards?<\/p>\n\n\n\n A: His heart wasn\u2019t in it<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Q: Do skunks like celebrating Valentine\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n A: Yes, they are very scent-imental animals<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Q: What do you call two birds in love?<\/p>\n\n\n\n A: Tweethearts<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Q: What did the shoe say to the lace?<\/p>\n\n\n\n A: You\u2019re my sole mate<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Want more festive fun? Here are some delicious Valentine\u2019s Day treat and snack ideas<\/a> that your kids will love. 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