{"id":12399,"date":"2021-09-10T09:19:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-10T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/?p=12399"},"modified":"2022-08-12T15:34:53","modified_gmt":"2022-08-12T21:34:53","slug":"knock-knock-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids in [y]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Some things never go out of style, funny <strong>knock, knock jokes for kids<\/strong> included. Maybe it&#8217;s because of their dependable setup, maybe it has something to do with those unpredictable punchlines, or maybe it&#8217;s something else altogether. All we know is, we sure like saying them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whether you&#8217;re looking for ways to entertain the kids at a<a href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/quarantine-birthday-ideas-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"> birthday party<\/a>, during a long drive, or simply while you&#8217;re hanging around the house, these knock, knock jokes for kids are sure to draw some laughs. Check out the list below for a few of our favorites. Read them, recite them, and maybe even come up with a few of your own.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">View Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-69d1e1841b8fc\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #0f0f0f;color:#0f0f0f\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #0f0f0f;color:#0f0f0f\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-69d1e1841b8fc\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Find-Your-Favorite-Knock-Knock-Joke-of-All-Time\">Find Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke of All Time!<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-3' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-About-Food\">Best Knock, Knock Jokes About Food<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Animal-Knock-Knock-Jokes-for-Kids\">Animal Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Birthday-Knock-Knock-Jokes-for-Kids\">Birthday Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-About-Different-Places\">Best Knock, Knock Jokes About Different Places<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Name-Inspired-Knock-Knock-Jokes\">Name-Inspired Knock, Knock Jokes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Miscellaneous-Knock-Knock-Jokes\">Miscellaneous Knock, Knock Jokes<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#History-of-Knock-Knock-Jokes\">History of Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/#Conclusion\">Conclusion<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Find-Your-Favorite-Knock-Knock-Joke-of-All-Time\"><\/span>Find Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke of All Time!<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot of say about knock, knock jokes, but one thing&#8217;s for sure: they can easily jump genres. Jokesters cover<em> a lot<\/em> of territory when providing answers to the question, who&#8217;s there? To help you navigate all the material out there, we&#8217;ve divided our jokes up into different categories. Check out the list below to find your favorite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-About-Food\"><\/span>Best Knock, Knock Jokes About Food<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-food.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes\" class=\"wp-image-12400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-food.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-food-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Honeydew<\/strong>. Honeydew who? <strong>Honeydew you wanna dance?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Ice cream<\/strong>. Ice cream who? <strong>Ice cream if you don\u2019t let me in!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Banana<\/strong>. Banana who? <strong>Banana split!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Barbie<\/strong>. Barbie who? <strong>Barbie q chicken is ready if you want some!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#00255f;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#0e3f79;border-color:#daffff;color:#fff;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;\">Looking for even more ways to pass the time? Check out these 60<a href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/trivia-questions-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"> trivia questions for kids<\/a>!<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Bacon.<\/strong> Bacon who? <strong>Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Ice cream soda.<\/strong> Ice cream soda who?<strong> Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Pecan! <\/strong>Pecan who? <strong>Pecan somebody your own size!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Honey bee<\/strong>. Honey bee who? <strong>Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Orange. <\/strong>Orange who? <strong>Orange you going to unlock the door?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Figs<\/strong>. Figs who? <strong>Figs the doorbell, it\u2019s not working!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Banana<\/strong>. Banana who? <strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Banana<\/strong>. Banana who? <strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Orange<\/strong>. Orange who? <strong>ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN\u2019T SAY BANANA!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Animal-Knock-Knock-Jokes-for-Kids\"><\/span>Animal Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-animals.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock joke\" class=\"wp-image-12401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-animals.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-animals-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>The interrupting cow<\/strong>. The interrupting cow\u2014 <strong>Moooo!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Cows go.<\/strong> Cow&#8217;s go who? <strong>No, silly. Cows go &#8220;moo!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Goat. <\/strong>Goat who? <strong>Goat the front door and find out!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Iguana<\/strong>. Iguana who? <strong>Iguana hold your hand<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Lion<\/strong>. Lion who? <strong>Lion on your doorstep, open up!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Dragon<\/strong>. Dragon who? <strong>Dragon your feet again!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Toucan<\/strong>. Toucan who? <strong>Toucan play that game!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Baby Owl<\/strong>. Baby Owl who? <strong>Baby Owl see you later.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Owls<\/strong>. Owls who? <strong>Yes, they do.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? Whale. Whale who? <strong>Whale whale whale what do we have here?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Oink Oink<\/strong>. Oink Oink who? <strong>Make Up Your Mind&#8230;Are You A Pig Or An Owl?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Kanga<\/strong>. Kanga who? <strong>No, it\u2019s <\/strong><strong><em>kangaroo!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Roach<\/strong>. Roach who?<strong> Roach you an email! When are you gonna reply back<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;Hope that punchline didn\u2019t <em>bug<\/em> you too much!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Birthday-Knock-Knock-Jokes-for-Kids\"><\/span>Birthday Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-birthday.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-12402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-birthday.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-about-birthday-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Abby<\/strong>. Abby who? <strong>Abby birthday!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Alligator<\/strong>. Alligator who? <strong>Alligator something nice for her birthday.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Bacon<\/strong>. Bacon who? <strong>Bacon a cake for your birthday.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Bird<\/strong>. Bird who? <strong>Bird day greetings to you.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Gus<\/strong>. Gus who? <strong>Gus who\u2019s birthday is today?!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Ivana<\/strong>. Ivana who? <strong>Ivana piece of birthday cake.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Mark<\/strong>. Mark who? <strong>Mark your calendar, because my birthday\u2019s coming!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Omar<\/strong>. Omar who? <strong>Omar goodness, it\u2019s your birthday?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Osborn<\/strong>. Osborn who? <strong>Osborn today \u2013 wish me a happy birthday!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Wanda. <\/strong>Wanda who? <strong>Wanda wish you a happy birthday!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-About-Different-Places\"><\/span>Best Knock, Knock Jokes About Different Places<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-about-different-places.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-12403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-about-different-places.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-about-different-places-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Kenya. <\/strong>Kenya who? <strong>Kenya feel the love tonight?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Shore<\/strong>. Shore who? <strong>Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Euripides. <\/strong>Euripides who? <strong>Euripides jeans, you pay for &#8217;em.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Ida. <\/strong>Ida who? <strong>I think it\u2019s pronounced &#8220;Idaho.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#00255f;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#0e3f79;border-color:#daffff;color:#fff;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;\"> Keep the kids entertained with these 50 awesome<a href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/science-trivia-questions\/\"> science trivia questions<\/a>! <\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Europe<\/strong>. Europe who? <strong>Europe to no good!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Quebec<\/strong>. Quebec who? <strong>Quebec to the end of the line!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Tibet<\/strong>. Tibet who? <strong>Early Tibet and early to rise!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>China<\/strong>. China who? <strong>China just like old times, isn&#8217;t it?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Francis<\/strong>. Francis who? <strong>France is a country in Europe.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Hawaii<\/strong>. Hawaii who? <strong>I\u2019m good. Hawaii you?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Yukon<\/strong>. Yukon who? <strong>Yukon say that again!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Name-Inspired-Knock-Knock-Jokes\"><\/span>Name-Inspired Knock, Knock Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/name-inspired-knock-knock.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes for kids\n\" class=\"wp-image-12404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/name-inspired-knock-knock.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/name-inspired-knock-knock-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Candice <\/strong>Candice who? <strong>Candice joke get any worse?!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Justin<\/strong>. Justin who? <strong>Justin the neighborhood and thought I\u2019d come over!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Annie<\/strong>. Annie who? <strong>Annie more jokes? I\u2019m running low here.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Billy Bob Joe Penny. <\/strong>Billy Bob Joe Penny who? <strong>Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Ben<\/strong>. Ben who? <strong>Ben knocking For 10 minutes<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Alex!<\/strong> Alex who? <strong>Alex plain when you open the door!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Luke<\/strong>. Luke who? <strong>Luke through the peephole and find out.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Annie<\/strong>. Annie who? <strong>Annie thing you can do, I can do better!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Justin!<\/strong> Justin who? <strong>Justin time for dinner, I hope!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Candice. <\/strong>Candice who? <strong>Candice door open or what?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Luke<\/strong>. Luke who? <strong>Luke through the keyhole and you can see!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Abe. <\/strong>Abe who? <strong>Abe-C-D-E!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Claire<\/strong>. Claire who? <strong>Claire a path, I\u2019m coming through!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<strong> Theodore. <\/strong>Theodore who? <strong>Theodore wasn\u2019t open, so I knocked.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Leon. <\/strong>Leon who? <strong>Leon me when you\u2019re not strong!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Amish<\/strong>. Amish who?<strong> Really? You don\u2019t look like a shoe!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Hal<\/strong>. Hal who? <strong>Hal will you know if you don\u2019t open the door?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Anita<\/strong>. Anita who? <strong>Let me in! Anita borrow something.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Dwayne<\/strong>. Dwayne who? <strong>Dwayne the tub, I\u2019m downing.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Alfie<\/strong>. Alfie who? <strong>Alfie terrible if you don\u2019t let me in!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Iona<\/strong>. Iona who? <strong>Iona new toy!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Sadie<\/strong>. Sadie who? <strong>Sadie magic word and I\u2019ll come in!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Noah<\/strong>. Noah who? <strong>Noah good place we can go hang out?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Abbott<\/strong>. Abbott who? <strong>Abbott you don\u2019t know who this is!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Ivor<\/strong>. Ivor who? <strong>Ivor you let me in or I\u2019ll climb through the window.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Harry<\/strong>. Harry who? <strong>Harry up, it\u2019s cold outside!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s There? <strong>Imma<\/strong>. Imma who? <strong>Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Norma Lee<\/strong>. Norma Lee who? <strong>Norma Lee I don\u2019t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Althea<\/strong>. Althea who? <strong>Althea later alligator!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Miscellaneous-Knock-Knock-Jokes\"><\/span>Miscellaneous Knock, Knock Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/miscellaneous-knock-knock-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-12405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/miscellaneous-knock-knock-jokes.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/miscellaneous-knock-knock-jokes-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Boo<\/strong>. Boo who? <strong>Awww, don\u2019t cry!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Wooden shoe. <\/strong>Wooden shoe who? <strong>Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Broken pencil<\/strong>. Broken pencil who? <strong>Forget it, this joke is pointless.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there? <strong>Police<\/strong>. Police who? <strong>Police hurry up, it\u2019s cold out here!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Etch<\/strong>. Etch who? <strong>God Bless You!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Ya. <\/strong>Ya who? <strong>Sorry, I prefer Google.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock! Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Cargo<\/strong>. Cargo who? <strong>CarGo Beep Beep!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>A little old lady. <\/strong>A little old lady who? <strong>Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Alien<\/strong>. Alien who? <strong>How many aliens do you know!?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Nunya.<\/strong> Nunya who? <strong>Nunya business!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Tank. <\/strong>Tank who? <strong>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<strong> Nose. <\/strong>Nose who?<strong> I nose plenty more knock, knock jokes!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <strong>Dozen<\/strong>. Dozen who? <strong>Dozen anyone want to let me in!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Armageddon. <\/strong>Armageddon who?<strong> Armageddon a little bored. Let\u2019s go out.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Nobel<\/strong>. Nobel who? <strong>Nobel\u2026that\u2019s why I knocked!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Tennis<\/strong>. Tennis who? <strong>Tennis five plus five.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>. Who\u2019s there? <strong>Spell<\/strong>. Spell who? <strong>Okay, w-h-o.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Says<\/strong>. Says who? <strong>Says me!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Snow<\/strong>. Snow who? <strong>Snow use.<\/strong> <strong>The joke is over.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&nbsp;Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Leaf<\/strong>. Leaf who? <strong>Leaf me alone!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Adore<\/strong>. Adore who? <strong>Adore is between us, so open it!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>CD<\/strong>. CD who? <strong>CD person on your doorstep?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Knock, knock. <\/strong>Who\u2019s there? <strong>Avenue<\/strong>. Avenue who? <strong>Avenue knocked on this door before?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"History-of-Knock-Knock-Jokes\"><\/span>History of Knock Knock Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/history-of-knock-knock-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-12410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/history-of-knock-knock-jokes.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/history-of-knock-knock-jokes-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Did you know that knock-knock jokes have been encouraging laughs around America since the early 20th century? Sure, their formulaic delivery has also inspired a fair share of eye rolls throughout the years, but they&#8217;ve remained a staple of American humor nonetheless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#00255f;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#0e3f79;border-color:#daffff;color:#fff;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;\">Looking for more ways to pass the time? Check out these<a href=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/fun-facts-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"> fun facts for kids<\/a>. The list covers animals, geography and so much more! <\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprisingly, they weren&#8217;t always known as they are referred to today. During the early 1900s, folks would introduce these jokes with a simple, &#8220;do you know&#8230;&#8221; It wasn&#8217;t until the 30&#8217;s that the phrase &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/sections\/npr-history-dept\/2015\/03\/03\/389865887\/the-secret-history-of-knock-knock-jokes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">knock, knock<\/a>&#8221; was incorporated into the formula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These quips became so popular that they even made their way into politics. On June 17, 1936, the <em>Harrisburg Telegraph<\/em> published a few big hitters after Alf Landon announced Col. Frank Knox as his running mate in the presidential election.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Marketers soon followed suit. That same year, the Edgemont Cash &amp; Carry Grocery in Chester, Pennsylvania, ran a display ad in the <em>Delaware County Times<\/em> reading, &#8220;Knock! Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Don. Don who? Don forget to do your shopping at the Cash and Carry&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fast forward to today, and you&#8217;ll see that knock, knock jokes are alive and well. More recently, they&#8217;ve made appearances across comedy clubs, in the<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/01\/19\/pageoneplus\/corrections-january-19-2013.html?_r=0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"> <em>New York Times<\/em><\/a>, and our very own Great Wolf Lodge blog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Conclusion\"><\/span>Conclusion<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-12409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.greatwolf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/knock-knock-jokes-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We hope you enjoyed our list! Which category did you think contained the best knock knock jokes for kids? Let us know by listing your favorite lines in the comments. Don&#8217;t forget to explore our blog or visit us at the lodge for more ways to keep the kids educated, entertained, and happy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock, knock. Who\u2019s there? Read this article to find out! 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